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Bizarre Books

Bizarre Books

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Title: Bizarre Books (with Brian Lake)

Macmillan, 17 Jun 1985

Hardback
ISBN-10: 0333383125
ISBN-13: 978-0333383124

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Bizarre Books (revised edition)Bizarre Books

Review

“The perfect lavatory book. Start reading this and you’ll be in there for hours.”

Christopher Matthew

A selection of Amazon readers’ reviews (all editions):

Delightful Finds of A Book Collector
“While browsing in one of London’s classic book stores, I purchased this thin book as a gag gift for a friend addicted to buying books back in Los Angeles. My friend never received it. I kept it. You can’t let such an odd, funny, and unique book leave your hands. Each page provides insight into strange obsessions and peculiar beliefs that have grabbed writers. Some celebrate taboo lifestyles (The Madam as Entrepreneur: Career Management in House Prostitution; Scalping in America) while others document extreme optimism (You Can Make a Stradivarius Violin, Thirty-six Reasons for Believing in Everlasting Punishment) and lots of dry British humour (Books in Bottles: The Curious in Literature, and a blank book of 400 pages titled What Women Know About Men.) An instant classic for book collectors and bookstore owners.”

Keep this in the bathroom
“This is one of those books which is especially good for those unmentionable moments when you can do little more than stare at the bathroom door. Ash and Lake present their amazing collection of odd (and often unintendedly perverse) book titles like Suggestive Thoughts for Busy Workers, The Potatoes of Bolivia, Who’s Who in Barbed Wire, Play With Your Own Marbles, Making it in Leather, and Scouts in Bondage.”



A very funny ‘dip-into’ book
“I bought this book because of its cover which featured a lady who appeared to be from the fifties holding two toads, upside down, one in each hand. It was apparently the front cover for a book about making profits from raising frogs. The rest of the book is simply about weird and wonderful books. Whether they have unintentionally amusing titles, such as Penetrating Wagner’s Ring, unbelievable prosaic titles such as A study of Liverpudlian water cocks, 1932–1955* or ridiculous authors’ names, one of which included something like ‘D’Bang-D’Crashes’ (I’m using my memory here so these may not be exactly correct)† it is a very funny book. I work in London, and the London Underground is a very staid place. But I read it while I was commuting and could not help laughing out loud at some of the entries. I got some very strange looks from fellow commuters until I passed the book to one of them. Then they started laughing out loud too. Even if you can’t get a copy for me, could you hunt down who ever I loaned it to and force them to return it to me?”

* Actually, Liver Building, Liverpool. List of Stop Cocks (1912)
† It isn’t – the name is Grub-dbang bKrashis rGyal-mtshan Dri-med sNying-po – but then, I couldn’t remember it either

Highly Entertaining
“For the student of literary miscellanea and those with a quirky sense of humour, this book is delightful. Just when you thought human beings couldn’t get any weirder, this book proves you wrong!”

Excellent stocking filler for this Christmas
“I was recently given a copy of this book by a friend and thought it was absolutely hysterical. I would definitely recommend it as a gift as there seems to be something in it for everyone. It’s cheap too!”

Bizarre Books

USA: St Martin’s Press, 1985
Hardback
ISBN-10: 0312082509
ISBN-13: 978-0312082505

Bizarre Books

Sphere, 22 Oct 1987
Paperback
ISBN-10: 0722112920
ISBN-13: 978-0722112922